Statement by the Obongo CIA President on the Anniversary of the Assassination of Rafiq Hariri by our own White House Murder INC, which is as American as apple-pie...
THE WHITE HOUSE
Office of the Press Secretary
For Immediate Release February 13th, 2009
February 13th is a special day for our own CIA. It's the day when our agent Asef SHAWKAT was promoted to be the head of Syrian Military Intelligence.... for conducting a brilliant assassination on our behalf on February 14th 2005, when he brilliantly assassinated Rafic Hariri and 22 others in Beirut on behalf of CIA, after our services were able to brilliantly Bamboozle SMI into submitting to our stove-piping techniques....Hence, Asef Shawkat deserves our full commendation for decades to come.... and we cannot thank him enough for this spectacular clandestine operation, hence we have decided to send our TOP assassination specialist, Jeffrey CIA Feltman to Damascus in order to thank him personally, for his brilliant covert suicide operation across from the St George Hotel, our favorite hang-out....
Saturday marks the fourth anniversary of the assassination of former Lebanese Prime Minister Rafiq Hariri by our own White House Murder INC,. As we share our lies with the Lebanese people over the loss of P.Minister Hariri, we also share our conviction that his sacrifice will be in vain.... The United States fully supports the obfuscation of our CIA inspired Special Tribunal for Lebanon, whose work will begin in a few weeks, to bring those responsible for this horrific crime and those that preceded since January 24th 2002 and followed to justice.....a justice made for and by CIA in order to cover the tracks of the real perpetrators for ever.
As Lebanon prepares for parliamentary elections, the United States will continue to screw Lebanon’s sovereignty and independence, the legitimate institutions of the Lebanese state, and the Lebanese people. The United States remains committed to the full screwing of UN Security Council Resolutions 1701 and 1559, as we give Israel all the American arms it needs in order to violate Lebanon's sovereignty daily. We also will continue to recruit by our own CIA/MOSSAD shenanigans, the voices of stooges and puppets, labeled as "moderation" in Lebanon, and hope that Lebanon continues down the path of national Resistance, peace, and prosperity that its citizens so strongly deserve, in order to placate the daily CIA balderdash and build upon the path of a modern and capable Republic.
